RIP iPhone4 [dec 2010- jan 2012]

On the first day of school, thinking it could be a good start of the week since everything went smoothly so far for my days in the year 2012. There is no sign of Armageddon like what the Mayan had predicted. However, tragic bestowed upon me.. more to my little gadget who was less than 1.5years old. I haven't taught it how to swim, even though it had been through hell with me for a 42km marathon under the Sun. It was my love, thinking of it everyday, every night, holding it everywhere I go and never to leave my house without it. It's more important than my boyfriend (I'm risking my life typing this actually.). So just as I decided to go home after first lecture, my boyfriend, Alvin decided to go for our Genes and Society lecture at UTown (a.k.a University Town @ NUS). I am not blaming him, because I am sure everything happens for a reason, somehow we derived the explanation of why this tragedic incident (which I'm going to elaborate subsequently) happened in a blink of my eyes...

I was whining about how sad my life is because the Mee Hoon Kueh he ordered for me was so bland. The previous time we ate wasn't that bad, and I assumed the auntie has been swap with some other random person. He was almost soft-hearted and wanted to get me a can of coke to spice up my sadistic life... But decided not to, right after he ended his suggestion. My life is sad! Haha! But yeah, he didn't get me my can of coke in the end 'cos he wanted me to lead a healthy lifestyle. (I haven't been jogging since the last marathon.)

There, we left the place for lecture in the TP-Auditorium. Before we went in, the 'tempting' washrooms were calling out for us. Alright, how nice was the Ladies' room being empty and spacious, clean and scenty.. The first cubicle that caught my attention was the one that I'd to squat. Good. Somehow, I guess you know where this story is going...

Yes, you're right.

What happened next was, I locked the door, hung my bag on the hook and stood on top of the squat toilet.

 SPLASH!

 

AND MY iPHONE DECIDED TO TAKE A DIVE INTO THE WATER!!!!!

Please laugh. 'Cos I'm laughing too. Oh gosh, it was terrible. I was stunned for 5seconds before I decided to put my hand into the disgusting water and ran out of the cubicle. Placed the phone beside the sink and washed my hands with soap x65432345 times. Then I remembered my iPhone, I have to clean it. I pressed the home button and the last text message I saw, before it was put to sleep... forever.

Well, they said placing it in a bowl of rice would help to absorb moisture in the iPhone. But it gna take 24hours before it MIGHT recover. Besides, it's a POSSIBILITY, not a 100% fact. So, I guess there's no way I'm going to try this out...
 

I couldn't risk the chance of having a dead iPhone who was drenched back home. I'd prolly be dead like the phone. So Alvin and I decided to go visit the AhBeng-looking mobile phone shops at Clementi Central. Saw the first one, even though he appeared damn ah-beng looking, we decided to give it a try to see if he could resuscitate my iPhone. He dissected my iPhone into bits and pieces, the brain, the organs, the intestines, the kidneys, livers were all dug out. But well, he put them all back and he did, after much conversation with him, a change of battery worth $60, he revived my iPhone. But with a wet screen and jumping-shivering screen. He advised us to sell it away ASAP because it wasn't going to last. It's like giving me the last chance to say my last words to my iPhone..



Problem is, nobody wants a drenched iPhone. They are all heartless people who didn't take pity on my drenched, chilled, cold, sad, sick, dying iPhone.. :( It's gone anyway, I hope it has a better life next time...



NOW, SAY HI TO...




 

SIRI. :)



I'd loved to thank my wonderful family for their support on this tragedy, and my amazing boyfriend to accompany me going here and there just to fix this problem despite being sick himself.

GET WELL SOOOOON! Siri wishes to talk to you!

P/S: I had Orange juice instead of Coke btw